well she's done for David Cameron has
given her his batting what could what
could be better what could possibly go
wrong
where did he do so at a convocation of
the Bullingdon Club was there a pig's
head involved what can we say about
David Cameron the most disgraced and
disastrous Tory leader in living memory
the man who put the Tories in all this
trouble says steady as she goes
fellows let's all get behind Theresa me
well it all of course started long ago
she was an unelected prime minister and
an unelected Tory Party leader
she was never tested in the fire of a
leadership campaign if she had been she
might have been found wanting in time
but she was not but she's been found
wanting
ever since she completely lacks the
vocabulary the iconography she lacks the
facility facility to do the job that she
is doing which would be a difficult
enough job at any time but in the middle
of Britain's biggest involvement or
disengagement from Europe since Dunkirk
well hey you need to be a bit sharper as
a tool in the box in order to pull that
off and if one thing has been
demonstrated beyond any possible
contradiction is that mrs. me isn't very
sharp now when she strode to the rostrum
in one pair of shoes ready to change
into a second pair of shoes she must
have been hoping that the
conference coverage would fasten on the
sparkling jewels in the green flat shoes
that she brought with her in her handbag
actually that's all gone by the by the
fact that she was wearing a bracelet
which was painted by Trotsky's
girlfriend the fact that she was wearing
a dress by a designer called Daniel
Blake well she'd have gotten off lightly
if those were the things that we were
gossiping about but between the sect
falling to pieces
behind her like a scene from the office
or the Peep Show between the Joker who
should surely have been spotted as he
was on the conference floor and he was
clearly under the age of 70 strode
forward with a p45 and delivered it into
the Prime Minister's hands in the era of
terrorism when Britain is under critical
elect somebody got to hand the Prime
Minister on live TV a piece of paper
that turned out to be her p45 and tell
her that Boris Johnson had told him to
deliver it for her the fact that she was
then rendered literally speechless to
the point where every single report of
her conference performance used the word
excruciating you know what excruciating
means it means that you're curling your
toes you're biting your nails you're
biting your knuckles you're willing this
thing to end you're hoping that the
ground will open up and swallow her and
she must indeed have been herself well
none of that actually happened but of
course as soon as she had finished
speaking
I was listening on the radio it's only
later I saw the pictures see the letters
magnetic letters tumbling off a wall to
which they were stuck
that for 2017 maybe she didn't have an
autocue maybe she had a fellow with a
big board a blackboard with chalk
chalking out the ones for her maybe that
was the problem but no sooner had the
whole thing finished when the coup began
now of course the supporters of Theresa
May are pooh-poohing this coup they're
saying that the stalking horse Grant
Shapps lacks credibility well as I know
him very well
I can vindicate that judgment in its
entirety indeed when he said he had 13
names
I was only mildly surprised because I
knew he had many names many aliases
because he that's why he was kicked out
of the chairmanship of the Conservative
Party when it was found that he was
making money on the side without
declaring it because he he was using his
other names so 30 names shops we might
well have called them at the time but if
he has 30 MPs and needs 48 then let me
quote Chairman Mao for the second week
in succession when someone's up to the
neck and water it takes butter ripple to
drown them and believe me 18 MPs is
butter Ripple
and there are any number of issues
events dear boys and girls events that
can easily provide that ripple easily
drown
Teresa me now grant Shapps is a rum
character no doubt but he has put his
head above the parapet though he didn't
have the guts to come on this show you
might say he's not stupid as he looks he
used to come on my show regularly on
talkSPORT but that was when our my teeth
weren't quite so sharp
but he's declined this interview but
he's given plenty of others and he shows
no signs of backing
and he says he has five former cabinet
ministers who are amongst the men in
suits that want to go and pay a visit on
Teresa made and tell her her time is up
whatever anyone else says I promise you
don't underestimate this crisis I saw up
close and personal
the defenestration of Margaret Thatcher
they were very confident - eyes only a
stalking horse they said of I think it
was Mayor was it Geoffrey mayor somebody
get me stalking horse mayor ma re I
maybe miss remembering that but whoever
he was he was a dolt
but he was a stalking horse he was a
cloud no bigger than a man's hand who
turned out to be a harbinger of great
storms to come and so I believe will
grant Shapps
but we'll be hearing from Peter or born
associate editor of The Spectator a
grand old man of conservative letters in
fact one of the few men deserving of the
title journalist in Britain today in
just a few minutes on that we'll be
talking to Richard Bergen the shadow
Secretary of State for justice one of
the coming young men in the Labor Party
one of the few who stood oily by Jeremy
Corbyn in his dog days and who's now
enjoying his time in the Sun because of
course labour had a fantastically good
conference
only the most malignant sociopath could
de nada
no names mentioned he had a great
conference labour had a great conference
but it's a race against time now isn't
it
Jeremy Corbyn is 68 years old and this
Parliament is scheduled to last until
2022 so they gotta get the tourists into
a general election before
of that it seems to me and I'll take
some clever maneuvering and of course
who can predict the events still to come
now Donald Trump just before I came on
the air told people that was the cam
before the storm that was his quote calm
before the storm and when people asked
what storm he said wait and see
well I'll be asking John leboutillier
later in the show just what the storm
could possibly be it was a pretty inept
in apt metaphor in any cases he'd just
been tooling the very places that had
been devastated in the storm never mind
he was tossing them and I mean tossing
yes I mean tossing not in the Dundee
sense but tossing kitchen rolls into the
crowd like basketballs like children a
party hoping perhaps that they'd
scramble and fight amongst themselves
for his beneficence he's mad I'm
absolutely utterly convinced of that
this man is in the grip of mental
illness if there is a Broadmoor in the
United States he ought to be in it in
Ward 5 mind you most of the people
outside of Broadmoor u.s. Ville seem to
be fairly mad too what else can you say
about a man who carries in golf bags
something like 30 semi-automatic weapons
converted to automaticity up stairs to
the mandalay hotel and then smashes the
windows out and mothers and maims 500
people for no apparent reason Donald
Trump says it's not the time to talk
about gun control in America when we've
just had a mass shooting just as it's
not the time to talk about global
warming when we've just had hurricanes
and tornadoes and
weather events that have devastated
whole countries and killed large numbers
of people and destroyed entire towns and
small cities it's not the time dov he
says to discuss that well I am going to
discuss it I don't care what their
Constitution says bearing arms as part
of a well-regulated militia may well be
one thing but mr. Paddick and his
arsenal which would have fitted out
several militia as well as explosives in
his car in the car park of the mandalay
hotel and more explosives in his house
in fact in his houses because this must
surely be the first recorded incident of
a mass murder shootout conducted by a
multi-millionaire perhaps not perhaps
all these shootouts that we've seen the
United States itself be involved with
have indeed been shootouts carried out
by multi millionaires I make that point
because I'm sick of hearing that this is
the worst mass shooting in United States
history
well that's true as long as you are only
counting white victims as long as you
don't count blacks as long as you don't
count the original inhabitants of what
we must now call the United States of
America oh three four four four nine
nine one thousand that's a number to
call Oh three four four four nine nine
one thousand it's me George Galloway
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